Heaven, how far is it and how to get there?

2 days back watched this abc documentary with the above name, you have evangelists, tibetian buddhists, athesists, scientists all rolled in one. I was hoping that they'll put everyone together and have a slugfest instead of seperate interviews and also thought they should have included scientologists to make it a little more fun. There were also interviews with folks who had near death experiences and believed that they were at the gates of heaven and all that bullcrap, well how do you know it's heaven couldn't it be that you were at the gates of hell and that the rosy picture you see outside is actually the biggest practical joke anyone ever played on you. One step in and you will see the sign "Welcome to Hell". :P There was also this geneticist caliming that he had found some 'god' gene, basically if that gene is activated one is supposed to be more spiritual. Anyways, I dunno why so many ppl so we eng wanna figure out all this crap, why can't folks just take "I dunno" for an answer and stop all the religions or atheist thing. One idea that came out of this is that I'll be the founder of something called 'Complementology' (name was inspired by a friend) that essentially encompasses and those that don't have a religion and not atheists cos that's the last group of folks whose money hasn't been milked!! Can almost feel my first million coming in liao. Woot!

My last words to those who wanna know whether is there heaven.... ke si (go and die) lor.